They said what?

Just saw this website www.lawfirmblogging.com. They posted jokes from actual trial excerpts!

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in
voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shittin’ me?

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you shittin’ me? Your Honour, I think I need a
different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

 ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.

Harajuku Mini: Arigato Gwen!

The new collection of Harajuku Mini for Target is very very cute. Wanna have a baby just to dress him or her in some of these!

A little piece of Heaven

A little piece of Heaven…

Since I’m part Tunisian(like Hannibal), the other part is Dutch(like Rembrandt), Belgian(like Van Damme) and German(like Beethoven), I love going back to the country where I grew up and lived the first ten years of my life.

One of my favorite places to go to is Sidi Bou Said. It’s an idyllic  blue and white village where literally everything is blue or white. From the doors to the street trash cans.

One place I have never been to, but definitely will go to is Dar Said. A beautiful small blue and white hotel with the architecture of an old Tunisian house, built like the old Roman houses(which were usually built around a garden).The interior is beautiful, but the view is even more enticing; situated on a small mountaintop; overlooking the blue(of course) sea with the white (need I say more?)beaches.

http://www.darsaid.com.tn/

mmm sleep...

One of my favorite things to do is sleep..I love love to sleep, I think about sleep when I'm awake, I hate being woken up and I hate getting out of my bed, because it means my sleep is over...Maybe I love it so much because I have trouble sleeping, so when I do, I really really cherish it...(writing about it, makes me sleepy..). Anyway, that's also why I love looking at and thinking about beautiful bedrooms with comfy beds, so here you go, enjoy  a few of what I like!

Sweet dreams...

 

Oprah said...

'Ask every crises, every mistake, every failure "what is this supposed to teach me?", as soon as you get that lesson you get to pass the class. But if you don't get the lesson, it will show up again wearing a different jacket, until you do get the lesson'

Oprah Winfrey, Commencement Address, Stanford University 2008